My fabulous New Year's Address!!!

New Year's Eve, Illuminati and lame excuses, what else?

Fellow ladies and gentleman, intelligent monkeys and everyone else, who can possibly read this post. I herewith announce that the year 2013 has officially ended today. Isn't it a delight to see year per year passing by and being ready to be watched in retrospect since there are so few incidents happening in a period of 364 days that we can summarize them all in a three hour afternoon TV-show?!! And let's not forget all those people who become a better person now because why on earth try to change anything during the year if one can just procrastinate everything until New Year's Eve where he makes crackbrained resolutions, while being occupied with the attempt to substitute his whole bloodstream with alcohol! Ah, New Year's Day is such a 
marvelous event isn't it?


I could lead you now through this glorious twelvemonth (an archaic and very significant term for year indeed, isn't it) by talking about tedious (one of the new words I learned for boring) happenings, showing you draggy (oh another synonym) pictures of them and stating my humdrum (guess what that means) opinion on them, but instead I will now have a cup of tea, lay my feet on my coffee table  and watch an episode of Game of Thrones - or ,well, let's make it a season, after all I´m on vacation.
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But, wait what? Holy shit, I have only written like two posts in 2013? Geeze, what the hell happened to the dozens of other posts I've written - or at least, thought about writing? Well, let us not jump to conclusions, first of all always suspect the Illuminati or at least Scientology, they must have got something to do with this terrible occurrence, don’t they? Or no, much better the NSA, yeah the NSA is guilty that sounds always fine nowadays. I got it; they didn't like my dissident and seditious blog posts (remember Arnie and his incapability – they fear us Austrians, that is exactly why they don’t let him become president, but I didn’t say that) and therefore they decided to delete 70% of my blog (ask Edward Snowden), this sounds like a legitimate excuse, am I right? 

BUT to give this whole beating around the bush some sense, I decided to drift away from my politically motivated pamphlets and direct my attention towards some much more, let’s say, exclusive topics in 2014. Some may regard it as complete rubbish and balderdash and some may regard it as even more absurd, but I nevertheless intend to attract but the core of my loyal community (which one day, hopefully, I’m going to have).

In this spirit, I wish all of you a Happy New Year and keep at it guys!!!